Has anyone noticed that when you get in the shower and grab for the shampoo and someone has moved the bottle from its previous location, that there is no way in hell to read the fine print?
There is a myriad of writing on shampoo and conditioner bottles telling you exactly what this product will do for your fine, limp, color-treated, burned out, shabby, oily, fried, thin, thick, short, long, medium length, grey, shriveled up, bug-infested head of hair! Why do you have to read the "FINE PRINT" stating whether it is shampoo or conditioner when you are soaking wet in the shower and your eye glasses are in another room? AND, now instead of a bar of old-fashioned soap, there are thousands of bottles of "body wash" flavored with every scent known to man or beast. Just like the shampoo and conditioners "body wash" is also written in fine print. It would be simple if everyone used the same shampoo, conditioner and body wash, but everyone in the household uses a different flavor.
All the people hired by Suave, Redkin, Clairol, Tone, Ivory, Caress, CVS, Nivea and other manufacturers to design the packaging for the various products must be under the age of 40 !!! As you can see the larger type indicates volumizing, complete moisture and serenity !!!! Wake up people, give me a call when you turn 40 and everything on your body goes South, including your eyesight !!
Let's put the 'SHAMPOO", "BODY WASH" AND "CONDITIONER" labeling in 1/2 inch letters so the old and decrepit can grab the correct product, get down to business without running around the house dripping wet, sagging, slipping and cussing to track down the glasses!
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